Word Nerd... "Work - Kelly Rowland"

Oh i love to analise lyrics to a song...

don't get me wrong, i do really like this track. it was actually when i was busting out some moves on the weekend that made me think "hrmm, what on earth am i singing along to?"

I think that the lyric site i got these from are a little suspect... but it's almost there...

Kelly Rowland - Work

This ain't go be easy
Uh
You got it, you got it
Put it in

Ahh - nothing excites me more than an 'uh' in a song... what i would like to know is who is 'you' and what have you 'got' and where exactly are you putting it 'in' - Kelly, you dirty ho! I hope you aren't talking about the penis?!

Tables turned into a situation
Now you standing in my face and you been patiently waiting
Fumbling over words, forget the conversation
Thinking maybe we could make the combination

Jeebus - i've never had someone stand *in* my face... i cant imagine that would be to much fun? Poor Kelly! Not to mention that someone is standing in her face and *patiently* waiting? that would make me think that you have been standing in her face for a while... yet, you don't seem to be bothered? you seem to be patiently standing in her skull? not a nice friend if you ask me!

Wanna see me lose my breath, wanna hear me moan
Better be ready, will and able when we get along
You was talking tough up on in the telephone
So you better put it in when we get it on

KELLY - what on earth is going on here... i really do think you are talking about a black mans penis going into your va-jay-jay... unless you are an ATM and he wants to get some cash out?

Now you looking like you looking for an explanation
Is the curves on my body for you motivation
Skip the petty needs, No time for complication
Use both hands to make sure I reach my destination

Frankly, yes. After all this sexual innuendo and standing IN your face, i would want an explination. Petty needs? Condom? hrmmm... So, you need BOTH hands to reach your destination? What are you woman, a fucking greyline bus?

Better leave a good impression fore you hit the door
Cause you don't want me talking bout your business on the low
You show it off, I had to fit you in my schedule
So you better put it on me when it's time to go

Ouch, don't hit the door... that would really hurt... plus, what has the door ever done to you? I think that this fella would be talking about Kelly's business, i can imagine that if she carries on like this she would have a vagina like an upside down klu klux klan hat and/or she would have a lot of babies running around the mansion she'd live in... i'm not really sure about either? So suddenly she wants it *on* her and not *in* her... WOMAN! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

So there you have it... what a MINX Kelly has become! Getting people to stand in her face patiently, then having unprotected sex with big black dongers... She's come a long way from "all the women, independant... throw your hands up at mehhhh"

'till next time

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